February 2012
14 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Unpopular opinion on british men
Me: I seriously can't get over the fact of how the UK keeps producing such fine male specimens.
Normal person: I knoooow right?
Me: Like, omg, Benedict Cumberbatch.
Normal person: Who?
Me: Like, omg, Tom Hiddleston.
Normal person: Who the heck is that?
Me: Like, omg, David Tennant
Normal person: Wut?
Me: Like, omg, James McAvoy.
Normal person: That one sounds familiar.
Me: Like, omg, Colin Firth.
Normal person: Isn't that the guy from Bridget Jone's Diary?
Me: And omg, John Simm and Matt Smith and Martin Freeman and Alan Rickman and Tom Hardy.
Normal person: Idon'teven...
Me: Rupert Graves and Colin Morgan and Hugh Laurie!
Normal person:
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Me: What? Who were you thinking of?
Normal person: David Beckham.
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Me: Gtfo.
My mum wants me to stop obsessing over Sherlock.
sherwhotalian:
WHAT IS THE EFFING PROBLEM WITH SHERLOCK!?!
